U.S.P.S.(eppuku)
︎︎︎ Ron Arbuckle
︎ July 9, 2026
There are at least eight credit card offers
Sitting in my mailbox right now
I refuse to take them inside the house
Let them sweat in the summer heat
Let them breed and gestate, birthing
A hundredfold more like spiders
What is it to me that they can really offer
When already sinking by my own
Cinderblock devices
I’ll launch a YouTube channel
To document my own sad life
In a world where everything is cake
You can watch me speedrun in 2x
Sitting in my mailbox right now
I refuse to take them inside the house
Let them sweat in the summer heat
Let them breed and gestate, birthing
A hundredfold more like spiders
What is it to me that they can really offer
When already sinking by my own
Cinderblock devices
I’ll launch a YouTube channel
To document my own sad life
In a world where everything is cake
You can watch me speedrun in 2x
Ron Arbuckle lives in Oklahoma and is the author of the novel A Matter of Design.