Pressboard
︎︎︎ Nik Hoffmann
︎ Jan 25, 2026
Beaten between the sheets of sheen,
Pounded thin to sheaves of foil,
Hot-pressed vinyl melamine,
Melted flat by hell-hot coils.
As so my heart is manufactured,
Acid-bath has psyche fractured,
Bust me, Break me: Board to slivers.
I am Ikea Man, your cookie-cut sinner.
Pounded thin to sheaves of foil,
Hot-pressed vinyl melamine,
Melted flat by hell-hot coils.
As so my heart is manufactured,
Acid-bath has psyche fractured,
Bust me, Break me: Board to slivers.
I am Ikea Man, your cookie-cut sinner.
Nik Hoffmann is a common rhymer.