Advice proffered to a Polish Marxist Jewish Count on the steps of the House of Lords

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︎︎︎ Vladislav Davidzon

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︎ June 12, 2026

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                  for Michał Murawski

  My dearest
          Polish Marxist Count!
             please accept
      this callow counsel:
    you simply must keep
      proffering
    Kielbasa!
      until the heiress
    Jewish Argentinian blonde
   coughs up more
        drone money.
    sangfroid moan
      we will
shtup the Russians yet!

Vladislav Davidzon is a Ukrainian-American artist, writer, and war correspondent.

Also by Vlad: Cadenza for my debased WASP Bushwick bartender